I once felt that I became a feline after an unfortunate turn with a box of mint chocolate girl guide cookies. These cookies turned me from human to cat, and what a peculiar experience indeed it is.
Fur, marvelous fur covers the skin everywhere and how divine and pleasurable it is to feel a hand stroke it. Over and over again and again I would feel the desire and itch to have it scratched to satisfy my need. But why do I even have a desire as such as this? It is beyond me. I wish I could satisfy my itchy desire but I will abstain and torture myself a little more till its just mightily unbearable.
Maybe this transformation is a dream, I dreamt in a state I was unaware of how cookies and cats came together.