My mind has ceased functioning.
My nice mind has stopped.
I really would like for it to work.
Preferably soon, I do hope.
Hope is not going to work.
To jump-start this.
Errant mind, work will you?
No I do not want to work, Sam.
Will I give you the choice to stop?
Ever do I give a reason to work?
No, you haven’t.
Then I shan’t give you one.
Aren’t you a funny one?
Just who are you kidding?
Nice joke, the laugh is on you.